A Hallmark Moment

A true friend is someone who goes with you to Nordstrom's Rack on a temperately glorious Saturday afternoon to help you find hot pink shoes to go with your polka dot dress to wear to a friend's wedding the next day where you will see your ex for the first time in months.

And does a Google search to help dig up dirt on your former partner's new girlfriend. Turns out her worst crime is that she used a double
:) :) in a bio. While that is a serious breach of the social online compact and is just all-around bad form unless you are 13 and even then you should be able to filter down to one happy face unless the boy under description is Really Cute, admitedly, it does not a demon make.

Damn.