Well White My Anus!

The options on tely tonight at 11pm included what may be the best bad tv program ever:

"Live Cosmetic Surgery: Anal Whitening...For Men!"

Who can argue that Rupert Murdoch doesn't do public service broadacsting?

Unfortunately, I was already engrossed in a riveting documentary style investigative report: "Who Has Michael Hutchence's Millions" on the 'arts' channel, C4. Ditto comment above minus Rupe. Apparently he had a thing for disreputable tax shelter trusts, if you were curious.

I did flip over to Five just in time to catch a promo clip of a man's hairless ruby red butthole and what looked like velcro strips. Is it just too obvious to ask why?