Friday, February 11, 2005

Here's how I procrastinate in Mexico

In September, 2003, I went to Cancun to help report the protests against the WTO with Indymedia. In the end I spent most of my time trying to build a microradio station. call it Carry On Pirate Radio, as that's about how slapstick our efforts became after awhile. That said, I was with amazing people and learned a helluva lot. And was so glad to be a part of it all. Here's a link to the piece I wrote about it. It's in a really quite wonderful journal out of Los Angeles. One of my favourite pieces in this volume is found under the art project section called "Fallen Fruit". Read it all here in the Journal of Aesthetics and Protest.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Night Bus Hell

See note to previous post as the procrastinatorial possibilities of past, but nevertheless timely, musings. This one's here cos it's frickin cold and Sally refuses to ride on a night bus and this reminds me why.

I have been reminded of a few facts of London in my short time back, namely those truths known only to those who’ve ever ridden a night bus back to gritty New Cross along the Old Kent Road. It never fails. No matter how good the intentions, if it’s cold outside, you will miss the last train home on a Saturday night. You will find yourself on the booze cruise from hell with every underage club-goer south of the Thames. Do enjoy the smell of a late night Whopper floating in vomit. Don’t expect to get a seat.

Here are a few tricks I’ve picked up along the way:

1. Always go for the top deck of a bus, and always go for the front seat if possible and remark at how close the bus pulls up to the cars. From this vantage point, everyone’s an awed tourist.

2. Never look the driver in the eyes after the pubs close. It is apparently a sign of aggression. They think you’re either trying to bunk it, considering verbal assault, or about to puke.

3. Night buses are a great place to have a really loud, tearful conversation with your ex. Not in your life plan at the moment? Don’t worry, the person next to you will be slurring into their mobile for the both of you.

And remember, an empty can of Stella always rolls downhill.

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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Ruminations on biking Los Angeles

Ie, procrastinating whilst filing up ones blog with old bits one wrote to procrastinate in the past now serving as a form of procrastination in the present...

If You Can’t Find it on Hyperion,
Did You Really Need it in the First Place?
Kate Coyer
August, 2003


I grew up in Pasadena and spent a respectable portion of my youth riding around town. I rode through Old Town (when there were prostitutes and pawn shops), to the Mall (when there were Contempo Casuals and black girls), and around Lacy Park (before San Marino neo-fascist scum decided to charge admission to avoid sharing their green grass with brown people). I owned that city and nothing seemed too far out of my reach. My world was small and my bike a forest green Schwinn. In college, my bike was stolen within the first two weeks and it’s taken me over a decade to regain the fever of the road ride and the glory of the bike as transportation.

In this renewed spirit, however, I find myself confronting a few lessons I have learned about myself in the process.

1. Cars are an addiction. Trying to exist in a carless world has made me a shut-in. I work at home so I have that luxury of opting not to leave the house if I just can’t be bothered. Every day, however, I am forced into a face-to-face meeting with my innermost Demons of Lethargy. Each day I find my lazy self fraught with anxiety, trapped in a bitter contest between my most whiny ‘it’s too fucking hot to ride!’ and the more heroic ‘I will not give in! I will not drive that filthy gas guzzling Volvo!’ So it takes me four days to channel the energy to post a letter. If only there was a nicorette gum for driving.

2. It takes longer to get somewhere on a bike. Example – Silver Lake to Santa Monica for me – 1 hour 30 minutes. Blimey. However, my riding is rarely about the efficiency of getting somewhere. I suppose this is the flip side of my struggle to get out of the house and on the bike – my inability to get off it once I get going. Another example, last week I rode to meet a friend for lunch at the Riverside Café (yum!) near the Pickwick Stables. Afterwards, I decided to run a couple of errands. After leaving barely-Burbank to reach my credit union at Alvarado and Temple, drop off film on Vermont and Santa Monica, and back home to Silver Lake, my day had vanished. But I didn’t care. This brings me to my final lesson.

3. Biking makes me smug. Real smug. I feel smug in the shadow of confused looks from strangers when dragging my bike into some establishment wearing a protruding white plastic helmet and shoes that click on the ground. I feel smug when I’m the only rider in Griffith Park the morning after that kook went on a beebee gun binger in some low-rent sniper attack and shot a local CBS reporter in the leg, even if I was the only person out because everyone else was at work. I go so far as to feel smug when my crotch throbs from tender seat, cos I earned that pain, dammit. I feel especially smug, however, with my absolute intolerance for SUVs and the people who drive them. In fact, my whole sensibility since turning thirty has been that of increasing intolerance. And smugness I reckon.

Maybe I’ll leave the house today after all.

For more bicycle reading pleasure, check out the definitive biking LA zine by Lisa Anne Auerbach, Saddlesore.

How hip is your street fair?

Last of ye olde posts from my procrastinators past non-public form of written procrastination...

How Hip Is Your Street Fair?

Mine is hip. Very hip. So hip it hurts, as they used to say.

It doesn't take a PhD in Cultural Studies to theorize that the community street fair is a window into the community. And in the ultra-hip neighborhood of Silver Lake, it is no exception.

The headliners at this year's street festival were The Donna's (rockunroll for those who don't mind that Olympic Beach Volleyball appeals to our prurient interests – I don’t!) and seminal LA punk rock icons X. Har-Mar Superstar, Arthur Lee and Love, Camper Van Beethoven, Juliette (as in Lewis) and the Licks, rounded out the Bates Street stage, aka the rock stage. Past year's line-ups have included Sonic Youth and Sleater Kinney. The crowd is cool-patrol central - some even having left their safe haven of the west side and ventured east of the La Brea Tar Pits to slum it in chic style with us die-hards who could care less about better air quality by the beach. Live in traffic and die on the 10 if need be, we'd say. Ok, I exaggerate, but if I'm going to play out the stereotype of the great east/west divide, I may as well do it with highway-specific apocalyptic aplomb. And might I point out there are far fewer Hummers on this side of town, thank you very much.

Back to The Hip-ness, cos we all know Hummers are the least hip monstrosity to plague our visual and environmental landscape. I consider myself someone who is not unhip. I am not a hipster mind you, though I may have feebly aspired to be associated with some in the early nineties halcyon days of punkrock music in LA. But I am not unhip, even though I am 35 with a fashion sensibility this summer that is limited to off the rack items at American Apparel, a sweatshop free clothier based in downtown LA with stores in, yes, the hippest parts of town. But a casual stroll down Sunset Boulevard at this year’s Sunset Junction, and I was like Ashlee Simpson at a Black Flag reunion show. Ok, I’m not sure exactly what that actually means, but the thought sends me shivers. Basically, I was in awe of the rockabilly hair and tats mixed in with the thrift store dresses and cowboy hats bought nowhere near a thrift store or saddlery. And that was the oldsters. Younger generations favored the Pat Benetar / Belinda Carlisle / Flahshdance look. And there was no shortage of eighteen year olds with Mohawks and studded leather jackets. There are so many competing styles of retro hipness out there right now, the fashion age is separated by 3-5 year increments - tops.

When X belted out their late seventies lyrics about “poverty and shit” I couldn’t help note that most of the Industry Hipsters made a hell of a lot more money then Exene did on, say, her recorded reading of the Unabomber’s Manifesto. An endeavor far more creative then whatever faire Epitaph Records is peddling these days. (NB: Unfair – I have no idea what they are peddling when I wrote that. I subsequently went to their website and though I profess a longstanding rock star crush on Greg Graffin of Bad Religion, my Unabomber Manifesto comment stands.)

This year's Sunset Junction, located across a few blocks of Sunset Boulevard - though not the rock n'roll fancy shmancy Sunset Boulevard of Chateau Marmont and other celebrity-ridden hotels, nor the hair metal Sunset Strip of G N R and the Rainbow Bar & Grill, but the formerly Latino cum gritty mini mall LA-scape of well-traveled land between Hollywood and Downtown, if, say, you are en route to a Dodger’s Game. There’s still a Latino feel to the neighborhood, but most of the punk rock element these days is of the Industry-heavy retro-style leopard print and soul patch variety.

But my ranting about The Hip-ness is not the sum of Sunset Junction. Nor is the Bates stage the only music on offer. If Sunset Junction is the epicenter of indie cool, it is also home of one of the oldest leather scenes for boys, though there were fewer chaps sans back doors this year and more utilikilts, sadly. So the leathermen age gracefully to be supplanted by the muscle-bound beefcake boys and the techno dance tent. At the far end of the stage was the R&B / World Music stage featuring Stephanie Mills, Ashford & Simpson, the Ladies of the Supremes and Café Fuego. In between was the DJ stage featuring a predominance of Latino artists. Sunset Junction thus replicates Los Angeles’ ethnic polarization where we largely stay on our sides of town but all meet at the fairway. Only at Sunset Junction, the fairway is full of five dollar a pop carny games and giant inflatable jungle gyms mixed in between delicious Salvadorean pupusarias and hippie chick vegan quesadillas, equally yummy tho with a decidedly different aesthetic. If music is the great divider in the world of format-driven radio and street festival stage booking, food is definately what brings us together, even in a hip neighborhood where the rental price for a one-bedroom apartment now averages $1200 a month.

Don’t get me wrong. I am not a curmudgeonly old former wannabe. This is my community after all. When Joe Doe implores everyone to be sure to vote from the stage, he doesn’t have to say who for. There’s nary an open Bush supporter in this district that often doesn’t even have a Republican on the ballot for Congress. I’m such a snotty local I even walked past the $10 donation collectors without even dropping a dime, a fact I am not exactly proud of. But right now, I am an unemployed student who remembers when entrance was $2. Besides, I’m broke. Now that’s hip.

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Friday, February 04, 2005

Coming Soon!


Desperate Housewives!

Organic Shampoo and econo loo roll!

Compulsive List Making!

All topics I waste time thinking about, and thus, will write about in the coming days.

How did you waste time today?